Hello friends. It has been sometime since my last update to the NJoSD. Quick update...It was hot in TN and we managed with gin and swimming pools. Sex was had in the yard, a new drug was discovered, and we watched a lot of meaningless futbol. Midtown Knoxville was invented, parking was poor, and then the weather got cool. We won some games and then lost some games, the Vols. Now that we are up to date, let me begin to speculate on the winter.
The weather has chilled into a manageable sweater type atmosphere and Halloween is just a few days away. The Gamecocks of South Carolina come to town this weekend for a night game at Neyland and all signs point to a Vol defeat. I disagree with such nonsense. The Beloved will step up on Saturday and come out of the General's house with a large, tow-digit win. I look forward to seeing lots of friends and drinking like fiends throughout the day. The one that the UTAD has done for the faithful is to make most of our games at night. Such strategy is important as the fanbase will get hammered all day and the sting of losing is dulled by the warm embrace of booze.
We are now Ole Miss. We discuss the tailgate more than the game, our girls are way hotter than they were in the '90's, and we don't fight after we get beat. Grtanted, this is a less stressful way to spend one's fall, but I would take stress over defeat all damn day. Usually on the day of the bama game, I wake up at five with a terrible stomach ache and shaky hands. This year I did not. I wasn't nervous until tow hours before the game. When I can sleep the night before the bama game I know that something is wrong in Knoxville.
It will get better though, Vol fans. We are half way through a decade of mediocrity. Tennessee will win the SEC in no more than seven years and NC within eight. Vols, Bitch. Fuck a Gamecock.
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